beth

bulletsgee:

very big

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slimetony:

cptdriad:

slimetony:

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

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nayx:

slimetony:

cuckroach:

need me a man who will choke me in front of my grandma while she plays sudoku

Are you like spinning a slot machine with random fucked up shit on each wheel to come up with these posts

need me a man who will peel onions in front of the queen of england while she duels an orangutan

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simplisticsuggestion:

Sending all my love to anyone who is hurting today.

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body5000:

the smell of sleeping with the window open

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pfoe:

Love u at 12 pm love u at 1 pm love u at 2 pm love u at 3 pm love u at 4 pm love u at 5 pm love u at 6 pm love u at 7 pm love u at 8 pm love u at 9 pm love u at 10 pm love u at 11 pm love u at 12 am love u at 1 am love u at 2 am love u at 3 am love u at 4 am love u at 5 am love u at 6 am love u at 7 am love u at 8 am love u at 9 am love u at 10 am love u at 11 am

(via hobioclock-remade)

havanapitbull:

me when i get off a rollercoaster

(via strangeparker)

beckology:

owl city personally broke into my house and tucked me into bed and made me a cup of tea and asked me how im doing 

(via australiansanta)

lesbianrey:

my stretch marks aint tiger stripes they’re grill marks. i love to eat food. thanks for coming to my ted talk

(via vodni-deactivated20221111)

childlikemperor:

did anybody else grow up bein that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite u n stuff????? idk that really fucked up my self esteem hbu

(via tumb1rprincess)

amelia-pond-inthe-tardis:

“did you bring protection?”
“don’t worry babe”
*pours salt in a circle around bed*

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